Ashley Monroe – You Aint Dolly And You Aint Porter chords

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Intro: E A B E

          EYou ain't Dolly
              AAnd you ain't Porter
                   B7She's a little bit fuller
                       BAnd you're a whole lot shorter
            ELet's dance all night
              B              AAnd fill the jukebox full of quarters
                ECause you ain't Dolly
B                   E  No, and you ain't Porter

E                                             BWell I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
B7                                    EWho couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
E                                         AThat's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
B                                        B7Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
         E                                 AHey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
      B                                   EWe'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

                ECause you ain't Dolly
              AAnd you ain't Porter
                   B7She's a little bit fuller
                       BAnd you're a whole lot shorter
            ELet's drink all night
              B              AAnd fill the jukebox full of quarters
                ECause you ain't Dolly
B                   E  and you ain't Porter

A E B B7 E A B E

E                                             B7You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
         B                                  EYeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
E                                           AWhy don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
     B                                B7Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
   E                                     AOh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
      B                           EHoney I will always love you, but we'll never know

                ECause you ain't Dolly
              AAnd you ain't Porter
                   B7She's a little bit fuller
                             BYeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
              E                    B               AWe danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
                ECause you ain't Dolly
B               E       A  And you ain't Porter, no
              ENo, you ain't Dolly
B               E  And you ain't Porter