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Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars chords

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Intro: [G, D, C] x4


Verse:
G     D              C                           G
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G    D          C                        G
 I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
G     D              C                           G
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G            D                   C
 I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an 
G
ottoman)
G         D              C                           G
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D         C                          G
 Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
G     D              C                  D
 If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


Chorus:
C     D              G                  Em                C
 If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
C     D              G                 Em                        C
 If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
C     D              G
 If I had a million dollars
                      Em  (Strum these chords once)   C
 Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                         D
 You know, we could just go up there and hang out



Break (Talking part): G, D, C
[Same strumming pattern as intro and verses]

Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah



Verse:
G     D              C                           G
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D                C                                  G 
 Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
G         D              C                           G 
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D                  C                           G 
 Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
G         D              C                             G 
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
G          D                        C         
 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 
 G
 bones)
G         D              C                   D 
 And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love



Chorus:
C     D              G                  Em                   C
 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
C     D              G                       Em               C
 If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
C     D              G                   Em                C
 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                  D
 But we would eat Kraft Dinner


Break: G, D, C
[same as first]

Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm



Verse:
G     D              C                           G      
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D                 C                                       G
 Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
G         D              C                           G
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D            C                      G
 Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
G     D              C                           G
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D          C                                   G
 Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
G     D              C                    D
 If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love


Outro:
C     D              G            Em             C
 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
C     D              G            Em             C
 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
C     D              G Em C
 If I had a million dollars
D
 I'd be rich
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