Bo Burnham Ironic chords
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Bo Burnham - Ironic Chords D A My dog's stomach was very upset, D A So I put him in the car and we went to the vet. D A And on our way to the vet, D A D I killed a cat. D A D I said isn't that ironic? D A I adopted a child from over seas, D A to rescue him from child labor factories, D A D A D And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop. D A D isn't that ironic D G D A I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? D G A water-park is burnt to the ground, D A And a toe-truck has broken down. D A I always use to cry when I laughed, D D G D A and then I was malested by a clown. D A D Isn't that ironic? (Get the idea?)( The only change is the key change were all chords go two semitones up ) I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then, Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself. I dated an animal rights activist, and one day she got really pissed, Because I was eating veal, That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread. Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch. If everyday you play the board-game Risk, You probably never taken a risk in your life. And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation. And I can't grow a beard. That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant. My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...