Bob And Tom The Toy chords
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The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show Key G Verse 1: G C My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines G D She just wants my lovin all the time. G C When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for G D G to fill the void when I'm not by her side. Chorus C G A multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long A7 D with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table C G Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds A7 G the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs. Verse 2: G C So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique G D That takes my place when I'm not by her side. G C And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock G D G So I asked the clerk to show me what he had. Chorus 2: C G he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs A7 D A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet C G A backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist A7 G and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off. Verse 3: G C And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly G D It was the one she wanted all along G C I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face G D G I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine. Chorus C G It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long A7 D with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table C G Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds A7 D that SOB will never be the same C G He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere A7 G And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.