Bomb The Music Industry – Free Bird chords

Standard tuning. No capo
This is a tough song to tab because its so fast and heavy, it's hard to get the distinct 
guitar part figured out. If you have any more ideas, let me know. I tried my best. 
Better than nothing, I hope.

DDon't you say
          G                         Bb               Adon't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit.
DAnother day

when I wait there shit-faced
                  G                   AThen I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write.

Bm                    GAnd they'll dance to it.
A                   DAnd I'll smile and I'll get paid.
Bm                   GBaggy pants are stupid.
A         A        AAlt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate.

D         G           A     GI'll just stay on the state streets
Bb    A               D    G   AComplaining that it's all the same
    G            Bb    Abut too lazy to change anything.
D                    GAnd I can't spend another day
Bb   A         D          Gthinkin' these places on street signs are
                     Bb     Athe only places that I've ever been.

DDrink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter.
G                          Bb      A(It's) the illusion that they all give a shit.
DAnd some drunk guys yelling "Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!"
G                           Bb     Aand I'll smile and I'll key their truck.

Bm               GAnd it sucks so bad
      ABut I made one Benjamin.
D          BbHow can I be mad?
A          AI paid one seventh of my rent
A          AAnd maybe I'll buy a plate of eggs.

D         G           A     GI'll just stay on the state streets
Bb    A               D    GComplaining that it's all the same
    G            Bb    Abut too lazy to change anything.
D                    GAnd I can't spend another day
Bb   A         D          Gthinkin' these places on street signs are
       G             Bb     Athe only places that I've ever been.

F#mI'm not feelin' Minnesota.
G                A                          Bbdim          DI sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set.
F#m                           GAnd play cover songs from the 90's
   G                      G#dimby one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper
A                                Bbdim  A    Dand a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks.