Cledus T Judd How Do You Milk A Cow chords
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Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) G(arpeggio) Yeah I was always the lazy one, G(arpeggio) A Southern Californian, F C But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line. G(arpeggio) So this summer just for fun G(arpeggio) Hopped in my DeLorean F C And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time. Dm Em F G I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'. C F I misunderstood him somehow. Dm Em F G So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention. C F I didn't mind feedin the sows. F G But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? C How do you milk a cow? F I wasn't in FFA. G This cow must think i'm crazy C Up under it this way. F C I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out. G Oh E I E I O, C C F (play twice) How do you milk a cow? G(arpeggio) Yeah I love it here in Tennesse, G(arpeggio) But these farmers all make fun of me. F C Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car. G(arpeggio) So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, G(arpeggio) Learned to spotlight deer at night, F C And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art. Dm Em One thing's for sure, F G I hate shovelin' manure, C F It gets all over my overalls. Dm Em Them horses need shoein' F G I hear Bessie mooin'. C F So I thought maybe I'd ask you all. F G HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? C How do you milk a cow? F I think it's safe to say G C A man could get arrested for this stuff in LA F C This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out. G Oh E I E I O, C Tell me how do you milk a cow. (solo) (Spoken) This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. I hope I don't get mad cow diease. C How do you milk a cow? F I no longer care. G C I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air. F I'm headin' back to Cali C And I'm turnin' in my plow. G Oh E I E I O. C C F (fade) How do you milk a cow?