Dan Potthast Rocks the Casbah!!!
Intro (strum it mondo-fast):
Verse 1 (the palm-mute and strumming pattern is fairly easy):
C G F
Where's Teddy? you should be by your friends
C G F
Where are you now? are you sitting down?
C G F C-G-Am-E-F
where's teddy? you should be by your friends
Am E/E7 C G F Am
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts you'd be here for one more year
Am E/E7 C G F
why can't i tie a tie anymore? what's going wrong?
Am G C
my hands were stuck for so long to the steering wheel
(repeat chorus, same chords for verse 2, then...)
Seven out of 10
Am G F C E7 Am G7
eight out of 10, nine out of 10, good shot here's your 50 cents
(repeat chorus a bunch)