Dead Cat Bounce - Christians In Love chords

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Tabbed by: Danger_Dave17

Tuning: Standard

These chords arent exactly what they play live, but theyre suitable for singing along to.  

B: 799877
G#/Abm: 466444
E: 022100
F: 133211
G#/Ab: 466544

B                                              G#/Abm
Itís pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're doing
B                                                         G#/Abm
But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through it
Christians in Love
F                     G#/Ab                   E
Rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel
Christians in Love
F                     G#/Ab                E
Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle
G#/Ab                  F         
Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car, 
            F                              E
theyre just grabbing at things before they know what they are
E                                        F
And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths
G#/Ab                    F                                       
Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift, 
F                   E
theyve no idea what buttons theyve pressed
E                                 F
Theyre just enjoying going up and down
E                          B                  G#/Abm
And theyre making neighing sounds

B                                                       G#/Abm
And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit
B                                                                G#/Abm
Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre finished
Christians in Love
F                        G#/Ab                 E
Rubbing away like theyre getting a stain off a carpet
Christians in Love
F                     G#/Ab                    E
Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket
G#/Ab                      F                                      
Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale, 
F                            E
theyre banging away till the hinges fail
E                            F
With no discernable sense of rhythm
G#/Ab                    F                                  
Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed 
F                          E
theyre scared that slowing down might lead
E                         F
To some sort of explosive cataclysm
E                            B              G#/Abm
Taking Dennis Hopper with them

B                                                 G#/Abm
By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking
B                                                      G#/Abm
Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing
Christians in Love
F                     G#/Ab         E
Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused
F                                 G#/Ab                       E
On the task in hand that theres a four piece band they havent noticed
G#/Ab                    F                                       
In the en-suite watching them get laid, 
F                  E
and wondering when well be paid
E                                      F
For a wedding that's been over several hours
G#/Ab                     F                                            
But well stick it out as long as it takes 
F                              E
till either our resolve or the headboard breaks
E                                             F
At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?)
E                                   B               
Then I guess well just keep singing louder

Hey you, wheres our money?  Hey you, wheres our money?
Hey you, wheres our money?  Hey you, wheres our money?
(Christians in love)

(Repeat till fade)

Corrections welcome.  Thanks.

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