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Artist:	Dementia Cookie Box
Song:	"Inbred Jed"

Music by Steven Baker
Words by Steven Baker, Jason Goodwill, and Barry Corman

Lyrics:

Verse:
His mother was his brother and
His sister was his cousin and
Their family tree don't fork
'Cause there was a lotta' lovin'

He had a bad case of elephantiasis
Even though he sat across the room
His nuts were still beside us

He couldn't climb a ladder
His sack was in the way
His buddy grabbed his nut sack
and then he ran away

Chorus:
Inbred Jed had a swolen sack
Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back
Inbred Jed had a swolen sack
Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back

Guitar Chording:  C, G, Am, E, F, C, G

Lead Guitar:

Verse:
E-------------------------------
A-------------------------------
D-------------------------------
G-------------------------0-----
B-1-1-----------------1-1---1---
E-----3-3-5-5-0-0-1-1---------3-

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