Fall Out Boy – Im Like A Lawyer With The Way Im Always Trying To Get You Off Me You chords

Song: I'm Like A Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)
Band/Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Infinity On High
Release Date: 2006


I think this is as accurate as it can be novice-wise. Enjoy!

(For effect, stroke-strum in the first verse up until "last". Also play softly in 
half of the first part of the third chorus, then play as before)

Tuning: Standard

~CAPO 1~


Verse 1:


C           AmLast year's wishes

    C             AmAre this year's apologies

C          Em           F                       Every last time I come home

          C           AmI take my last chance

          C             AmTo burn a bridge or two

       C                EmI only keep myself this sick in the head

         F'Cause I know how the words get you 


Pre-chorus:


Em                     AmWe're the new face of failure

Em                           AmPrettier and younger but not any better off

G                 CBulletproof lonliness

    F        G  (For effect here, stroke-strum, pause then play chorus)At best, at best


Chorus:

       CMe and you

             AmSetting in a honeymoon

      FIf I woke up next to you

      GIf I woke up next to you

       CMe and you

             AmSetting in a honeymoon

      FIf I woke up next to you

      FIf I woke up next to you


Verse 2:


   Am           CCollect the bad habits

                  Am           CThat you couldn't bare to keep

Am         Em             FOut of the woods but I love

         Am             CA tree I used to lay beneath

           Am        CKissed teeth stained red

        Am         EmFrom a sour bottle baby girl

     FWith eyes the size of baby worlds


Pre-chorus:


Em                     AmWe're the new face of failure

Em                           AmPrettier and younger but not any better off

G                 CBulletproof lonliness

    F        G  (For effect, stroke-strum then play chorus)At best, at best


Chorus:


       CMe and you

             AmSetting in a honeymoon

      FIf I woke up next to you

      GIf I woke up next to you

       CMe and you

             AmSetting in a honeymoon

      FIf I woke up next to you

      FIf I woke up next to you


Bridge:


    Am    The best way

      FTo make it through

       C                  EmWith hearts and wrists intact

       AmIs to realize

 F                      GTwo out of three ain't bad

       G  (For effect, stroke-strum then play chorus)Ain't bad


Chorus:


       CMe and you

             AmSetting in a honeymoon

      FIf I woke up next to you

      GIf I woke up next to you

       CMe and you

 Am(Honeymoon)
 
F                     GSetting in a honeymoon

       CMe and you

             AmSetting in a honeymoon

      FIf I wake up next to you

      GIf I woke up next to you

       CMe and you

             AmSetting in a honeymoon

      FIf I wake up next to you

F       Am (Single strum on both chords)(Honeymoon) 


Thanks for using this one! Comment if anything is wrong or anything.

-Lozza :)