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"I'm Not Crying" by Flight Of The Conchords This is how I play it...I can't say if the chords (especially during the bridge s) are dead-on accurate, but...put it this way: unless you're really particular, this version should enable you to play a very passable version of the song. NOTE ON THE INTRO: I find it easiest to play it this way: start off with a Cm barre chord at the 8th fret (emphasizing the lighter 4 strings) then, from that position, drop your middle finger to the 7th fret to form the Cm/B chord, then pick up your middle finger completely to form a C min 7th chord. (Also, I play the C/B chord like this: Just like a first position Em, but with your index finger on the 2nd string, first fret. I just leave the 6th and 1st strings open.) OK..here goes: Cm Cm/B Cm7 G#-Fm So, you're leaving...I can tell...because I can see you leaving..... Cm Cm/B But if youíre trying to break my heart...your plan is flawed from the Cm7 G# Fm start...you can't break this heart..it's liquid..it melted when I met you... Cm Cm/B Cm7 And as you turn around to leave...donít turn back to me... G# Fm Donít turn around and see if Iím crying, Iím not crying... C C/B Am Iím not crying, itís just been raining on my face C C/B And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please, Am Please donít tell my mates C C/B Am Iím not crying, no...Iím not crying C C/B And if I am crying, itís not because of you Am Itís because Iím thinking about a friend of mine Who you donít know who is dying, thatís right, dying G# F(or Dm7) F These arenít tears of sadness because youíre leaving me, F (or Fm optional) Iíve just been cutting onions C C/B Am Iím making a lasagna...for one Fm Oh, Iím not crying, no! C Thereís just a little bit of dust in my eye C/B Thatís from the path that you made when you said your goodbye Am Iím not weeping because you wonít be here to hold my hand For your information thereís an inflammation in my tear gland C Iím not upset because you left me this way C/B My eyes are just a little sweaty today Am Theyíve been looking around, they've been searching for you Theyíve been looking for you, even though I told them not to Fm These arenít tears of sadness, theyíre tears of joy I'm just laughing... C C/B Am Fm Ha ha-ha ha Fm Sitting at this table called love Staring down at the irony of life C C/B How come weíve reached this fork in the road Am And yet it cuts like a knife? C C/B Iím not cry-ing Am G Iím not cry-ing F Iím not cry-y-y-y-y Fm C y-y-y-y-y-ing Find a friend to sing the (intentionally) ridiculous falsetto part with you at the end...Guaranteed to crack up everyone with a sense of humor in the room...plus it's just damn fun to do...