Fools Life Sucksthen You Die chords
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Intro : Bb - C - F - Bb - F F My house burned down in a flash of thunder. C My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber. Bb F C7 My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry. F My dog got squashed by a pickup truck. C My son ran away and got hooked on drugs. Bb F C7 My daughter's knocked up by the class of '85. Bb People say that life is good, F it don't seem good to me. C I'm lost without a paddle, F C F and I'm headed up shit creek. Bb People say that life is fun, F but I don't know why, C as far as I can tell, C STOP F (Bb - F) life sucks , then you die. F -> F# F# The government dumps its toxic waste, C# right on top of my mother's grave, B F# C#7 a team of experts say it won't do her no harm. F# But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule. C# I cut off my dick with a power tool, B F# C#7 fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn. B People say that life is good, F# but I just piss and moan, C# i got one foot on a banana peel, F# C# F# the other in the Twilight Zone. B People say that life is fun, F# but I don't know why, C# as far as I can tell, C# STOP F# (B - F#) life sucks , then you die. F# -> G G I went to the store to buy some shells, D my gun went off and blew the owner to hell, C G D7 now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song. G And one guy wants to cut me with a knife, D another guy wants me to be his wife, C G D7 hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong! C People say that life is good, G give thanks for what you have, D when all you have is nothin', G D G nothin' makes you glad. C People say that life is fun, G but I don't know why, D as far as I can tell, D D STOP life sucks , D D STOP life sucks , D D STOP G (C - G) life sucks , then you die.