John Prine – Dear Abby chords

DEAR ABBY by John Prine

C                          F            CDear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long
C                            D              GMy hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
C                                    F             CMy friends they all tell me, they're no friends at all
C                                      F         CWon't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
G  F     CSigned Bewildered


CHORUS:
C			   F	    CBewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint
C			     D		    GYou are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
C		     F	      CSo listen up buster listen up good
C				F	  C Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
G   F       CSIGNED Dear Abby



C			  F	       CDear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks
C			     D		  GMy wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
C				F	     CEvery side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
C				F	    CIf it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
G    F    CSigned Unhappy

CHORUS: (unhappy)

C			   F		CDear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this
C			      D		GBut my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss
C			     F		CMy girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
C			    F	       CBut my stomache tells me to write you instead
G    F    CSigned Noisemaker.

CHORUS: (noisemaker)

C			      F	      CDear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought
C				D	  GThat me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
C					F	    CWe were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze
C				     F		 CWith her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
G    F	     CSigned Just Married


CHORUS: (just Married)

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