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                         High as F#%K - Jon Lajoie

Capo on 4th fret. 

C C/B AM G F G C G (Repeat over and over)

AM C/B C C/B AM (Repeat over and over)

Have you ever watched the sun go down /
And youíre thinkiní bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
Youíre in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self /
And your dogís looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart bumping really fast /
And youíre convinced that youíre gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and youíre on a chicken farm
The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
You say thatís fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But youíre scared because you think that they will know youíre high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

Finally you decide to go in the store /
But youíre so high you donít know why youíre there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

Youíre walking home and your mouth is dry
Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
Thinking íbout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship

I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what Iím gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
And Iím gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you donít know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and do a search but people donít sell porcupines on the Internet
And you say, ďyou know what world, you got me cornered again, Iím gonna roll another jointĒ.

Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
That were so old that they werenít crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as fuck?
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