Jon Lajoie – If I Had Wings chords

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C                  Cmaj7If I had wings I'd fly away from here
    F                                           C   But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
               GThey'd be like why do you have wings,
                                               C did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C                                Cmaj7If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
    F                                                   CBut that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
         GThen I'd wish for all the supermans powers

So I could fly 
                                                  CSee through all good looking girls taking showers
CIf ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
      F                                     CCause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
         GI'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
                                                         CAnd be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
               C7I'd be high as fuck
F                                   CAnd if I could ask god one question
                   Cmaj7              FI'd ask him what's the meaning of life
FAnd he'd probably answer I could tell you
FBut then I'm gonna have to kill you
C     Cmaj7         FAnd I just say nevermind
    FI'm not that curious
   GSo please don't tell me and please don't kill me

C                             Cmaj7If I had a million dollars how would I spend them
  F                                             CI think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
       GAnd I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride

And be like

Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride
                                               CGet in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C                   Cmaj7If I had wings I fly high in sky
GBut I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C                            FA regular everyday half-bird guy