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Kinky Friedman - They Aint Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore chords

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Well a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
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Talkin' religion and a-politics for all the world to hear
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"They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one,
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You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son"


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I said "has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice?
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We Jews believe it was Santa Claus who killed Jesus Christ"
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"You know you don't look Jewish," he said, "Near as I could figure"
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"I had you lamped for a slightly anaemic, well-dressed country n****r"


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Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
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They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
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He started into shouting and a spitting on the floor
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Lord, they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore


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He says, "I ain't a racist, but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don't need"
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"Them n****rs, Jews and Sigma Nus all they ever do is breed"
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"Now wops and micks and slopes and spics and spooks are on my list
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"And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas.

Is there anyone I missed?"


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Well I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes
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I says "I'm gonna get you, you son of a b***h, you spouting that pack of lies
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"If there's one thing I can't abide it's an ethnocentric racist"
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"Now you take back that thing you said about Aristitle Onassis"


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Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
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We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
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You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
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Lord They sure ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
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