Misc Christmas – You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch chords

[Intro]
Am    Dm      Am    Dm      Am    Dm    E(Discordant riffs)


[Verse 1]
           Am       Dm          G       CYou're a mean one,     Mister Grinch
    Am     D     EYou really are a heel
          Am        DmYou're as cuddly as cactus
            G              CYou're as charming as an eel
       F        EMister Gr - i - nch
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You're a bad banana with a
             Am    Dmgreasy black peel

Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E(Discordant riffs)


[Verse 2]
         Am      Dm          G       CYou're a monster,     Mister Grinch
     Am         D     EYour heart's an empty hole
     Am               DmYour brain is full of spiders
           G             CYou've got garlic in your soul
       F        EMister Gr - i - nch

NC.
I wouldn’t touch you with a...
                             Am       DmThirty-nine and a half foot pole


Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E(Discordant riffs)


[Verse 3]
         Am       Dm           G       CYou're a vile one,      Mister Grinch
         Am       D        EYou have termites in your smile
         Am             DmYou have all the tender sweetness of
  G       CA seasick crocodile
       F        EMister Gr - i - nch
NC.
Given the choice between the two of you
                     Am      DmI'd take the seasick crocodile

Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E(Discordant riffs)


[Verse 4]
         Am     Dm          G       CYou're a rotter,     Mister Grinch
           Am      D      EYou're the king of sinful sots
     Am             DmYour heart's a dead tomato splotched
     G            CWith moldy purple spots
         F        EMister Gr - i - nch
NC.
You're a three-decker

sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
             Am      DmWith arsenic sauce

Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E(Discordant riffs)


[Verse 5]
     Am         Dm           G       CYou nauseate me,      Mister Grinch,
       Am       D      EWith a nauseous super "naus"
         Am           DmYou're a crooked jerky jockey
        G               Cand you drive a crooked horse
       F        EMister Gr - i – nch
NC.
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
NC.
overflowing with the most disgraceful
NC.
assortment of rubbish imaginable
               E          Am       DmMangled-up and tangled-up knots

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[Verse 6]
         Am       Dm          G       CYou're a foul one,     Mister Grinch
         Am    D     EYou're a nasty-wasty skunk
     Am               DmYour heart is full of unwashed socks
     G               CYour soul is full of gunk
       F        EMister Gr - i - nch
NC.
The three words that best describe you
NC.
are as follows, And I quote:
     Dm         E          Am Stink!..., stank!..., stunk!