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Misc Unsigned Bands - Nicky Patterson - A Slob Called Dan Milosovic tab

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A Slob Called Dan Milosevic
(Nicky Patterson 2006)


V1:
D        F7                    A
Heís a stoneís throw from the park
But he has little or no idea
He lifts his leg to fart
As he cracks another beer
He has no formal income
And he doesnít even care
He doesnít mind that weíre all paying
Heís just happy sat in his chair
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Chorus:
A7     F     D
Oohh oh oh oh
Oohh oh oh oh
Heíll be lucky if he hits 40
Heís a fat and smelly blob
Heís scrounging on the benfits
Cause he canít be arsed with jobs
When his heart packs in and murders him
For living like a pig
The coroners verdict will return
Dan was just too big

V2:
His TV blares in the afternoon
Of a baking summerís day
Danís sweating like a bastard
As he chows down on a cake
He chokes on the final bite
And heís fighting for breath
But he farts again and coughs it up
And it lands back on his chest

Chorus

V3:
His pants are drenched in week old sweat
As he polishes off the eclaire
He wipes the tears of exertion
And heís grunting like like a bear
Heís a stoneís throw from the park
But he has little or no idea
He lifts his leg to fart
As he cracks another beer
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