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Misc Unsigned Bands - The Used Condoms - Bigger Than Jims chords

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This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms' coming soon self-titled LP. These 
and lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please.

Capo 5


    G
My penis look like a tube of chapstick

Except its not quite as thick
        Em                              G
And it surely isn’t touched by as many lips


 G
my dick is really weird

my pubes give it a beard
   Em                            G
it looks like a terrorist in my pants
   Em                       G
he might just come out and dance


   G
my penis is like a ball

its round like a doorknob
  Em                       G
one that doesn’t ever get used
  Em                               G
and the girls say its because my pubes


   G         Em
my penis is small                 }
   G         Em
my penis is small                 }    times how many ever you want
   G         Em
my penis is small                 }
         A7                 G
but its still… bigger than jims   }

                          Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)

E|--8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-5----8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-8--|
B|--------------8---------------------------------8-------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
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