Misc Unsigned Bands Mike Carey - Seamus Just Wants To Be Famous chords
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Intro ( G, Em, C, D) No Capo G Oh, I want to write a song, not too short, not too long, Em I'll get respect from all the lads, (who's your man, he's not bad) C I need not wait too long, I'll write song after song, D (once) It'll be me on MTV, doing a duet with Elton John G I'll become so big and famous, I'll change me name to Seamus, Em Be the coolest of the Paddy's, who's your feckin daddy C The girls in the crowd, screaming really loud, D "Oh Seamus you're the best, will you sign me massive chest?" G Well I'm sorry maiden Michelle, I'm a pure professional Em I won't have antics in me trailer, so treat me like a sailor C "But what about your shows, at every one we have been?", D(Once) D I'm sorry girls it's not my fault but you're only 15 G Oh I won't walk down the street cause I'll be up the fucking walls Em Everyone will want a kiss, and sure grab or rub me balls, C I'll be hyper, hyper, hyper, I will not shleep at night D(once) Ashtounded by the fact that I can even sell my shite (Slower) G But sometimes I think to myself, "Ar I'd be better off just being me" C D And play my songs for my friends on the sofa side of MTV C D Oh I think of Spirituality, Hymns and going to mass, C D But you know I'd trade it all, for Rock n Roll, so I could hire a guy to wipe my ass G Oh there's one thing I won't do, If i make it really big, Em I won't end up like Shnoopy Dogg with fucking pig tails and a shmig, C And all your songs are cat, the lads think you're a twat, D(once) And why If you can see us do you insist on asking "where are y'all at?" G I mean your grammar is atrocious, it should be "where are ye?" Em (once) sure the only Youghal that we know, is a Cork town by the see C And if we started hanging out, down in Youghal or anything, D I'd catch you by the pigtails, swing you round and fuck you in, G (stop playing) Now, and in me videos, I'd bust a move, or grab me crotch Em (once) And where you'd be off saying "bitch", I'd be saying "biatch" C I'm driving in me flashy car, the girlies all along side me, D Oh fuckin hell there's Snoop, if I duck down will you hide me? And he sang, G Em "Seamus, he just want's to be famous" C D He's about 13 new women on the go G Em Seamus he just wants to be famous C D And he'll keep his eye on that goal Spoken - (Now for the high bit, go on Seamus) G Em Laaaa, la la la la la laaaa C la la la la la laaaa D la la la la la laaaa D Spoken - ( And he sang it again, even though the crowd we're shouting at him, and telling him to fuck off, he sang..) G Em Laaaa, la la la la la laaaa C la la la la la laaaa D la la la la la laaaa D Spoken - (And at this stage the auditorium was empty, it was just some fella sweeping up auld litter down the back and he still going, and he said..) G Em Laaaa, la la la la la laaaa C la la la la la laaaa D (stop playing) la la la la la laaaa Then someone came up and plugged him out!