Misc Unsigned Bands Brett Domino - Gillian Mckeith chords
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Capo 2 Intro: G - Gsus4 - G Em D x2 1st Verse: G D Em C D Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'? G D Em C I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground every D night on ITV. G D Em C Well Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD, G D Em And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in Heat C magazine. G D Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle, Em C D But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble. Chorus: G D Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly? Em C I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli, B7 C So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya, B7 C Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias. G D Em C Oh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief, B7 C 'Cause the public seem to like causing grief, B7 C - D So the fainting's only going to increase. 2nd Verse: G D Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate, Em C Maybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate, G D Maybe it's because of your obsession with poo, Em C Maybe it's because you look a bit like a goose. G D Maybe it's because you're pissing people off, Em C Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp. B7 C I don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky, B7 C D But can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie? 2nd Chorus: G D Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly? Em C I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli, B7 C So why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you, B7 C Don't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia. G D Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un? Em C First of all you must be getting paid about a million, B7 C You must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian, B7 C G So I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain. . . . . . . C G Oh Gillian (McKeith).