Misc Unsigned Bands – Jon Cozartpaint After Ever After - A Disney Parody chords

Capo 4, or adjust based on needs :)

C                       Em                      GI loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
C                               EmBut mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone’s stew
C                             Em                        GSo just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills
Em                              D               GYou’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
              Em                                          DThank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
                Em           D                  GThe British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can’t see
G                                   D          G                                EmChinamen feast on Flounder’s fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
                C                       D                         GOceans are browning; I think I’m drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
Em                                      DHey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scared; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
Em                      DAladdin was taken by the CIA
Em                                              G               DWe’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
        G                  Em               C     DPrince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
D                                       EmInterrogation from the Nation of the Free
D                               EmBin Laden’s taken the fall; we’re not trained pilots at all

G                                       EmJafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
G                                       EmWe’re for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
D                       C       Em      Bush was crazy; Obama’s lazy; Al-Qaida’s not in this country!
D               EmSet free my Prince Ali
G                               Em      DThis town’s gone wild since I married Adam
G               Em              DThey think I’m going straight to Hell (She’ll burn in Hell)
Em                              C               Em                              CBut the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
C              Em               DOh, I’m overrun by mad men (we’re all crazy); 
             D       Em         DI hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
C       Em              DThey legit believe I’m Satan 
             D          Em                  D               GAnd now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away
G                                    Em        G                                       DAfter John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields
        C                       Em‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
                D       Em                      DAnd they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

G                    D                  EmThey forced us into unknown lands of exile
G                                       DThey pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
C                                       EmSo now I’m far more liberal with a weapon
D                       Em              CWhen I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
G                                       Em   C          G                                       DHave you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
G                                               Em  CCan you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
        Em                                   DCan you paint with the red colors in these men?
        G                        Em         CI can murder if I please, cuz I’m dying of disease!
        C               Em              GI can paint with the red colors in these men