Misc Unsigned Bands - Jon Cozartpaint After Ever After - A Disney Parody chords

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I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
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But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone’s stew
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So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills
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You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
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Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
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The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can’t see
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Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
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Oceans are browning; I think I’m drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
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Hey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scared; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
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Aladdin was taken by the CIA
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We’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
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Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
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Interrogation from the Nation of the Free
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Bin Laden’s taken the fall; we’re not trained pilots at all

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Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
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We’re for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
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Bush was crazy; Obama’s lazy; Al-Qaida’s not in this country!
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Set free my Prince Ali
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This town’s gone wild since I married Adam
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They think I’m going straight to Hell (She’ll burn in Hell)
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But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
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Oh, I’m overrun by mad men (we’re all crazy); 
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I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
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They legit believe I’m Satan 
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And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away
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After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields
        C                       Em
‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
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And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

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They forced us into unknown lands of exile
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They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
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So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon
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When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
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Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
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Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
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Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
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I can murder if I please, cuz I’m dying of disease!
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I can paint with the red colors in these men

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