Misc Unsigned Bands Starbomb - Its Dangerous To Go Alone chords
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[Link] Am G Hey, hey Am Alright G Am Yeah, Aww yeah Am My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule G Am Been on the force o' good since 1986, old school I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam [Old Man] G Hold on a minute Link! [Link] Am Hey, what's up old man? [Old Man] Am I see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest G Am You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess Am But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss G Am It's dangerous to go alone, take this [Link] Am Oh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice G Am I can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice Am Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size G Am Oh god, that's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise [Old Man] Am F G Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween Am F C Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean Am G Am Wait a minute Link, don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going? Am G E This is a great chance to fondle a scrotum that you're blowing (break) [Link] Am That. Was. Weird, but whatever there is no time to lose G Am I gotta warp on outta Zelda in this chilled out groove Am Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City G Am This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty Am I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction G Am Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned Am I gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do [Old Man] G Hold on a minute Link! [Link] Am Old Man, is that you? [Old Man] Am This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits G Am It's dangerous to go alone, take this [Link] Am Well that's really kind o- D'aaah! That's your wrinkled dick again G Am Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men [Old Man] Am F G Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you Am F C To my three best friends Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew Am F G If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her Am F E So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber [Link] OH MY GOD! (break) Am I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits G Am I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late Am Okay, now I really don't know where I am [Old Man] G Hold on a minute Link! [Link] Am God DAMN it, Old Man! [Old Man] Am You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss G Am It's dangerous to go alone, take- [Link] Am NO! Fuck you! Fuck you, I'm not giving you a- G Not touching your we- Am (stop playing) Stop the chilled out groove! Jeez! You come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon Am G Am It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna splllllNO! [Old Man] So is that a no on the handjob or...? Okay.