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Monty Python - Medical Love Song tab

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...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

A+

Verse 1:

       D
Inflam-mation of the foreskin,
   A7
Re-minds me of your smile.
I've had Ballanital Chancroids,
    D              D7
For quite a little while.

  G                Gdim 
I gave my heart to NSU,
     D               B7
That lovely night in June,
  E7
I ache for you my darling,
      A7                A+ 
And I hope you get well soon.

Verse 2:

(Faster):

   D
My penile warts, your herpes,
   A7
My syphilitic sores,
Your Moenelial Infection,
      D                 D7
How I miss you more and more.

     G              Gdim
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox,
    D               B7
Our lovely Gonorrho-ea,
   E7
At least we both were lying,
        A7                A+
When we said that we were clear.

Verse 3:

    D
Our syphilic kisses,
           A7
Sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me Scrotal Pustules,
       D                   D7
With a quick flick of your wrist.

     G          Gdim
Your Trichovagi-nitis,
     D               B7
Sent shivers down my spine,
      E7
I got snail tracks in my anus,
          A (n.c)                A+
When your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

D
 Gonoccalurethritis,
E7
 Streptocalbalinitis.
A7
 Meningo myelitis,
D            B7    E7     A7
 Diplococcal Cepha-litis.

D
 Epididymitis,
E7
 Interstitial Keratitis.
A7
 Syphilitic Choroiditis,
    D        G   D
And anterior Uve-itis.

Verse 4:

D
 My clapped-out genitalia,
   A7
Is not so bad for me.
As the com-plete and utter failure,
      D             D7
Every time I try to pee.

   G              Gdim
My doctor says my blue balls,
        D               B7
Are the worst he's ever seen.
   E7
My scrotum's painted orange,
       A7                A+
And my balls are turning green.

Verse 5:

D
 My heart is very tender,
          A7
Though my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected,
        D            D7
But you never were a bore.

    G             Gdim
I'm dying of your love, my love,
         D            B7
I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
     E7
I've left my body to science,
          A7
But I'm a-fraid they've turned,
         A+
It down.

Chorus 2:

D
 Gonoccalurethritis,
E7
 Streptocalbalinitis.
A7
 Meningo myelitis,
D            B7    E7     A7
 Diplococcal Cepha-litis.

D
 Epididymitis,
E7
 Interstitial Keratitis.
A7
 Syphilitic Choroiditis,
    D        G   D
And anterior Uve-itis.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A+      D       A7      D7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x03221  xx0232  x02223  xx0212

   G      Gdim     B7      E7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  xx3434  021202  020100


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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