Mother Mother – The Stand chords

Mother - The Stand
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Key of D, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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B = Boy (Ryan Guldemond)
G = Girl (Molly Guldemond)

INTRO:
   D     D
B: Hey
       D    DG: Hey hey

VERSE 1:
   DG: Tell me your weakness
         DB: Oh, I keep it a secret
           DG: Oh come on, just one vice
            DB: Ok, it's vodka on ice
                 GBut then there's women on bikes
            GOr just the women who straddle
           DG: Oh, now you are a handful
             DB: I forgot about handfuls!

INTERLUDE:
D - D - D - D - G - G - D - D

VERSE 2:
   DG: Tell me your fears
            DB: Ok, it's everyone here
                 DG: You mean just all of the people?
             DB: Yeah, and all of their peers
    G                         GAnd all of their pets and the chandeliers
          D                    DAnd their cigarettes, I hadn't smoked in years

CHORUS:
D            D                     DI can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                     GI can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                     DI can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                     DI can hardly stand the smell of it all

VERSE 3:
   N.C.
G: Talk about space
                DB: Well, it's a beautiful place
            N.C.
G: But it's so damn cold
                 DB: Sure, for the human race
            G                         GBut for the planets and the stars and everything else and Mars
N.C.                 N.C.
G: It's like paradise, spread out with a butter knife

CHORUS:
             D                      DI can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                      GI can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                      DI can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                      DI can hardly stand the smell of it all

             D                      DI can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                      GI can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                      DI can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                     AI can hardly stand the smell of it all
             AI can hardly stand, I can hardly stand

BRIDGE:
DEveryone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
DEveryone's f-d
DEveryone's f-d
D               DEveryone's f-d
GEveryone's f-d and they don't even know
GEveryone's f-d and they don't even know
D                                          DThey don't even know, they don't even know

CHORUS:
D            D                      DI can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                      GI can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                      DI can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                     AI can hardly stand the smell of it all
             AI can hardly stand, I can hardly stand

OUTRO:
N.C.
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know