Philadelphia Grand Jury – 99 Problems chords

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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[Verse 1] (All open chords)
 
         CI got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
          AmFoes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
CRap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
    AmI'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
       CIf you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
          AmYou'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
         CI'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
       Am(single strum)If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
      CI got beef with radio if i don't play they show
           AmThey don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
CRap mags try and use my black ass
    AmSo advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
CI don't know what you take me as, 
   AmOr understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
         C I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
      Am    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]
          GIf you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

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[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)

    CThe year's '94 and my trunk is raw
      AmIn my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
  CI got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
AmBounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
    CNow I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
       AmPlus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
       CSo I...pull over to the side of the road
        AmI heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

(Open chords again)

          CCause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
     AmDo I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
     CAm I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
              Am(single strum)"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "


(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

        C                          Em     I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
              Am(single strum)"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

        C                                      EmWell my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
      Am                                GAnd I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

        C(single strum)"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

             CNah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
 AmEnough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
      AmI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]
          GIf you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

C  Am  C  Am

[Outro]
      CI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
      AmI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
      CI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
      AmI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
          GIf you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one