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Sexual Lobster - Rectal Computer tab

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                             Rectal Computer - Sexual Lobster
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Tabbed by: Pierce Alcaraz
E-mail: P.alcaraz@students.clark.edu

Tuning: Standard

Intro: "Hello there, I've got a little story for you all..."

e|------10-------------5------------5------5--5--5--5--5----------------------|
B|--------10------------5------------5-----5--5--5--5--5----------------------|
G|-5/7-------------------------5/7---------5--5--5--5--5----------------------|
D|-0--------------5/7----------0-----------5--5--5--5--5----------------------|
A|----------------5/7----------------------7--7--7--7--7----------------------|
E|----------------3/5----------------------5--5--5--5--5----------------------|
Repeat once

Chorus: "Rectal computer..."

e|--5-5-5-7-8---5---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--6-6-6-6-6---5---5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5-5---5---5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------7---5/7-5-5-----------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------7---5/7-7-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------5---5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------|
Repeat this measure two times

End of chorus:

e|-5-5-5-7--8-5-6-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-6-6-6-6-------8-5-6--------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-5-5-5------------7-5-----------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------7-5-------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------7------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------1-11-0-1-0-1-0-1-1-----------------------------|
                                         "Hwa!"

Verse:

e|----------------10----------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------10---------------------10-10-10---------------------------|
G|-----3-----5/7-------------------9-------10-10-10---------------------------|
D|---5--5----0---------------10------10----10-10-10---------------------------|
A|-5--5-------------------10----10--------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------------------8---------------------------------------------------|

After verse, play the chorus again, and then another verse.

Bridge at the end of final verse: "I showed it to my friends..."

e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------10-------------------------------------------------|
G|----------9----------10-------10----------------------------------------------|
D|----10------10----10----10----------------------------------------------------|
A|-10----10---------8-----------------------------------------------------------|
E|-8----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

At the end of the bridge stum:   as a chord, which leads to the ending chorus
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------10------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------10------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------10------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------8-------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Basically the jist of the song, might need to be improvised if not 100% correct. Now 
have fun playing a song about a computer that is rectally inserted.
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| /   slide up
| \   slide down
| h   hammer-on
| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| b   Bend
| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend

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