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Smothers Brothers - My Old Man chords

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My old manís a sailor,
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What do you think about that?
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He wears a sailorís collar,
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He wears a sailorís hat.
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He wears a sailorís raincoat,
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He wears a sailorís shoes.
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And every Saturday evening,
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He reads the Sunday News.

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And someday, if I can,
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Iím gonna be a sailor just like my old man.

My old manís a anthropologist,
What do you think about that?
He wears an anthropologistís collar,
He wears an anthropologistís hat.
He wears an anthropologistís raincoat,
He wears an anthropologistís shoes.
And every Saturday evening,
He reads the Sunday News.
And someday, if I can,
Iím gonna be an anthropologist just like my old man.

My old manís a Refrigerator Repairman,
What do you think about that?
He wears a Refrigerator Repairmanís collar,
He wears a Refrigerator Repairmanís hat.
He wears a Refrigerator Repairmanís raincoat,
He wears a Refrigerator Repairmanís shoes.
And every Saturday evening,
He reads the - Playboy.
And someday, if I can,
Iím gonna be a Refrigerator Repairman just like my old man.

(Spoken)
Tommy: What do you think about that? Boy you gotta be pretty sharp witted, 
slippery tongued to say things like that.
Dick: I tell you Tommy, youíre very glib.
Tommy: I certainly do.
Dick: Well here, Iíll tell you what my old man does.

My old manís a Cotton Pickiní Finger Lickiní Chicken Plucker,
What do you think about that?
(Tommy: You better not make a mistake.
Dick: Letís hope not)
He wears a Cotton Pickiní Finger Lickiní Chicken Pluckerís collar,
He wears a Cotton Pickiní Finger Lickiní Chicken Pluckerís hat.
He wears a Cotton Pickiní Finger Lickiní Chicken Pluckerís raincoat,
He wears a Cotton Pickiní Finger Lickiní Chicken Pluckerís shoes.
And Ė 
(Tommmy: Youíre lucky)
- every Saturday evening,
He reads the Cotton Pickiní News.
And someday, if I can,
Iím gonna be a Cotton Pickiní Finger Lickiní Chicken Plucker just like my old man. 
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