She's Got a Smile
by Stephen Lynch
submitted by ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin!)
Very simple, very funny...
Finger pick through E C D B for the verses
E C D B
She's got a smile, oh she's got a smile
E C D B
And she's flashing it right at me
She's got a wink, a wink across the bar
and I know that's meant to be.
She's got a walk, oh she's walking over
and I think this could be my day.
She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend
Why she standing in her way?
*strum G C D G
Its a big fat friend
Oh God there's always one (Big fat friend)
To spoil my f**king fun.
Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock
Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna
block the c**k
Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'l contend,
But I cannot compete with your big fat friend
So big fat friend, ah we meet again,
You won't leave her alone
you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments
while you're sucking on a chicken bone
I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me
My non-discriminating friend
So what that you're a cow (non discriminating friend)
I'll nail you any how.
I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds
But for every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds.
Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend