Then She Farted
By Stephen Lynch
Tabbed by Drew Eschweiler
I made love you all night long
Then I got up to write you a song
I watched you sleepin, I feel in love, you must have been sent from heaven above
A D G
Don't think you could never do no wrong...then you farted
Oh girl you farted
First I thought that it was kinda cute
I surpressed a smile when I heard your girl poot
Then the smell came wafting by, brought a little tear drop to my eye,
A D D2 G
I think I'll go sleep out on the couch...'cause you farted.
You can make milk curdle, make your skin crawl, make the paint peel of the wall
I won't sleep under them covers no more since the hot winds blew from out your
Baby, it sure has been a gas
But I can't live life a-fearin of your ass
So I gathered up my clothes and my old dog, Bill
Move back to my house at the top of the hill,
A D G D
Well boy, I guess it's just you and me...then you farted.
He does a bunch of hammers when he plays the G chord, i think he's just hammering
the B on the A string. He also plays D2 pretty occassionally after playing the D.
This is my first tab, so enjoy it...