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The Little Stinkers - I Farted On Santas Lap chords

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by "The Little Stinkers"
Basic Chords by "Maniac1075"

(Verse 1)

Mom made beans for dinner
You know I ate 'em all
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She said come get your coat on, we're goin' to the mall
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Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
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But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese

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While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I'd explode
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The gas bubble grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho"
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Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell
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But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered "What's that smell!"


     G           C            G                            D
     I farted on Santa's lap, now Christmas is gonna stink for me
     G           C                          D              C         G      
     I farted on Santa's lap, now I'll get *fart* under my Christmas tree

(Verse 2)
I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
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I asked him for some ice skates but I'll get none of that
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I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do without
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'Cause when I sat on Santa's lap, I let one slip out

     (Back to Chorus)

(Verse 3)
E                                  A
On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound
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Went down to the living room just to take a look around
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It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
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His arms were full of presents and they were all for me

E                             A
He put them on a pile and got up to turn around
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And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down
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And so I'll always cherish that special moment when
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I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then

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     I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me
     E           A                      B             A         E
     I farted on Santa's lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree
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