The Lonely Island – Yolo chords

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[Chorus]
F                               Bb               DmYou know that we are still young, so don't be dumb
                   BbDon't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once.

[Verse I]
F              Bb Uh, you only live once that's the motto, 
Dm                       C so take a chill pill ease up the throttle.
      F                            BbNever go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears,
       Dm                         Cyour friends will all be sorry when they can't hear.
              F                               BbAnd stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal,
          Dm                            Cthen bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle.
                  F                               Bb'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail,
           Dm                   Cand never travel by car or bus, water, by rail.
            F                       BbAnd don't travel by plane and don't travel at all,
        Dm                         Cbuild a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall.
            F                     BbAnd wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya,
    Dm                      C  and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas.
     F                           BbAnd never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe,
    Dm                          Cyou only live once, don't let it go to waste.

[Chorus]
F                               Bb                     DmYou know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun
                              BbCook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once.

[Verse II]
F                  Bb Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice:
Dm                              CStay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
F                            BbThere’s no such thing as too much Purell.
       Dm                       CThis a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell.
         F                BbSo don’t 1980 force any plugs into sockets.
Dm                              CAlways wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.
      F                      BbThen hire a taster make him check your food for poison.
    Dm                                  CAnd if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him.
     F                          BbNo blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep.
    Dm                          CTwo words about furniture: killing machines.
           F                     BbBoard your windows up the sun is bad for your health.
           Dm                           CAnd always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself.

[Verse III]
        FUh huh, Take no chances (no chances)
BbStop freelancing’ (right now)
DmInvest in your future, don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
F      Bb401K, make sure it’s low risk

DmThen get some real estate (how much?) 4.2%
FThirty year mortgage,
Bbthat’s important, that’s a great deal
DmAnd if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill
F                             BbRenting is for suckers right now. A dependable savings,
Dm                              CAnd you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast!

F         BbYOLO, say no no.
Dm                             F             BbIsolate yourself and just roll solo, be care-folo
Dm                              CYou oughta look out also stands for YOLO.

[Chorus]
F                               Bb                             DmYou know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs
                       BbThen pull out all your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue.

FOnly on this earth for a short time, time
   Bb                                            DmSo don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
                             Bb                          FJust take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky.

You oughta look out.