Tim Minchin Song For Wossy chords
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A Wossy, in two weeks youíll be gone E/A This is my last opportunity to sing you a song G/A So I wanna ask a favour before D Dsus2-D* You get on with your life A Jonathan, I wanna make love to you E/A Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you G/A Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you G G/A D Sweet love to your wife Dm Thereís just something about her That drives me insane A/C# Sheís got that cute sense of humour And a brilliant brain Bm7 But if Iím totally honest My feelings for Jane A Are mostly sexual Dm Donít wanna put you and her In an awkward position A/C# But I know Iíd regret it If I didnít ask the question Bm7 I have talked to my wife And she gave me permission G/A A We both have a celebrity shag concession G G/A D And mine is Jane G G/A D Hers is Wayne Rooney Em7 Although to be fair G/A Thereís not much chance of scoring there D A Jane, in two weeks time G Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby D And surely youíre not gonna wanna be G A Spending time with a bum D A I know that in a month or three G Heíll have weaselled his way back onto my TV D G But in the meantime, would you consider me E For a little fun? The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern (Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2) Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me Just one night, baby, youíll be digginí me Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy I just wanna make love, sweet love to you What I wouldnít give for just one night with you Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a Couple of whips and an underwater camera I just wanna make a little sweet love to you Wossy, you can watch if thatíd make you feel better Thatíd make it even more unforgettable You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife Stop me, wonít you Wossy, if this is getting weird? The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard Iím just doing a song, like we agreed And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna Make sweet love to your wife Oooh Dm Jonathan Iíve always admired you A/C# I was nervous about our interview Bm7 But your producers assured me That all I had to do G/A D Was be totally honest...with you Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!