Toby Turner Sideburns Song chords
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The Sideburns Song - Toby Turner. (Tobuscus) Tabbed by ThruOcean. Capo: 3rd Fret Tuning: Standard Em C Side burns. G D On the side of my face. Em C As my head turns, G D you can see they're in the same place. Em C On either side. Burns. G D They can't be replaced. Em C My insides burn, G D when I think of the days before my... Em My side burns. C Look at my sideburns, G but don't touch my sideburns, D why would you do that? My heart yearns for my own sideburns. My side actually burns now, what is that? What the hell man, why does my side burn? What the hell's going on? My side burns. Does anybody have some aloe vera? If you do, bring it backstage, I'll pay you back. 1985, from the womb I came out (on my birthday) The doctor said, "What you crying about?" I said, "Is that a rhetorical question? You know why I cried. I have a serious lack of hair on the side... of my head. Little baby people don't have sideburns. They gotta grow them when they're older. But if your little baby already has sideburns, that's awesome! Don't be concerned. Don't be concerned about your little bitty baby with the big big sideburns. You should nota be concernd-acerned about the little itty bitty baby with the big big sideburns. Your little baby gonna be a pimp. Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp. You should probably discourage that kind of profession, Because it's illegal. And your baby's too young to be concerned about starting a business, but that's impressive if it's got the mindset. My sideburns look at my sideburns, back on track talkin, talkin, bout side burns! My sideburns look a ma' side burns. La lay la la loo loo Em C G D Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns. Sideburns.