Toby Turner Sideburns Song Acoustic chords
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Intro: Em C G D Strumming pattern. DuDu Em C Side burns. G D On the side of my face. Em C As my head turns, G D you can see they're in the same place. Em C On either side. Burns. G D They can't be replaced. Em C My insides burn, G D when I think of the days before my... Em My side burns. C Look at my sideburns, G boy don't touch my sideburns, D why would you do that? Em My heart yearns C G for my own sideburns. D My side actually burns now, what is that? Em What the heck man, C why does my side burn? G What the heck's going on? D My side burns. Em Does anybody have C some aloe vera? G If you do, bring it backstage, D I'll pay you back. Em C Nineteen-eighty-five, G D from the womb I came out (on my birthday) Em C The doctor said, G D "What you crying about?" Em C I said, "Is that a rhetorical question? G D You know why I cried. Em C I have a serious lack of G D hair on the side... of my head. Em Little baby people C don't have sideburns. G They gotta grow them D when they're older. Em But if your little baby C already has sideburns, G that's awesome! D Don't be concerned. Em C Don't be concerned G about your little bitty baby D with the big big sideburns. Em You should not be C concerned or sound about G the little itty bitty baby D with the big big sideburns. Em C Your little baby gonna be a pimp. G D Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp. Em C You should probably discourage G that kind of profession, D Because it's illegal. Em And your baby's too C young to be concerned G about starting a business, D but that's impressive Em if it's got the mindset. Em My sideburns C look at my sideburns, G back on track talkin, D talkin, bout side burns! Em My sideburns C look a ma' side burns. G La li li li li D loo loo Em C G D Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns. Sideburns.