Todd Snider – Statisticians Blues chords
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Statistician Blues Todd SniderA D AThey say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brainB7 E97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drainA D AI'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dimeD A E A99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot 82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt I need another double shot of something 90 proof I got too much to think aboutD AToo much to think aboutD AToo much to figure outD E F#m D Stuck between hope and doubtA E AIt's too much to think aboutThey say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need 84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population Drinks to an alarming excess More money, more stress It's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about Pick it now 84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style And it's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about That's right It's too much to think about Amen It's too much to think about Mmm hmmm sm1353