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Todd Snider - Drink Any Woman Pretty chords

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(Verse 1)
            
            C                                      F
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.

    G                                       C
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.

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But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.

        C                     G             C
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.

      Am                                         G
Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me.

      Am                                       G
Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake.

         F                   G                  C          Am 
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.

           F                   G            C
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.


(Chorus)

      F           G         C
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.

F              G                   C
Just give me a bottle and a little time.

    F                G        C            Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,

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but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.


(Verse 2)

        C                                         F
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.

        G                                   C
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.

           F             G                   C                  Am
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,

         F                 G                    C
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.

    Am                        G
But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe.

          Am                                 G
Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose.

       F               G               C                    Am
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.

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Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.


(Chorus)

    F                G        C            Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,

    F                       G                       C
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
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