Todd Snider Drink Any Woman Pretty chords
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Capo II (Verse 1) C F She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county. G C And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world. F G C F But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man. C G C Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl. Am G Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me. Am G Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake. F G C Am But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around. F G C Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take. (Chorus) F G C Cause I can drink any woman pretty. F G C Just give me a bottle and a little time. F G C Am She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now, F G C F G C but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine. (Verse 2) C F She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her. G C She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose. F G C Am And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth, F G C and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes. Am G But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe. Am G Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose. F G C Am Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work. F G C F C Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no. (Chorus) F G C Am She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now, F G C but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.