Weird Al Yankovic One More Minute tab
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One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic as interpreted by Darth Clinton I NOTICED THE OTHER TABS OUT THERE FOR THIS SONG WEREN'T QUITE RIGHT. iF YOU PLAY THIS ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL, i'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PICK IT OUT. Intro C F G Am F C G C G C G C Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind, E7 Am D G 'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind. C G C So I pulled your name out of my RollOdex, F G C And I tore all your pictures in two, E7 Am And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go, D G Just because it reminds me of you..... F G C That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying, F G C I'm glad that you found somebody new, F G Am F 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, C G C Than spend one more minute with you. G C I guess I may seem kinda bitter, G C You got me feeling down in the dumps, E7 Am 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, D G And I have to use the self-service pumps... F G C Oh,so honey, let me help you with that suitcase F G C You ain't gonna break my heart in two F G C F 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face, C G C Than spend one more minute with you.. Am G I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork F G C Than watch you going out with other men Am E7 Am I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, D G Again, and again, and again, and again, and again (NO CHORD) Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin' F G C I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches F G C Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two F G I'd rather clean all the bathrooms Am F In Grand Central Station, with my tongue.. C G C Than spend one more minute with you G G C Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks F G C Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue F G I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with Am F Double-edged razor blades C G Am Than spend one more minute with you F G I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands C F And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die.... C G C Than spend one more minute with you.....