Weird Al Yankovic – You Dont Love Me Anymore chords

YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE
Weird Al Yankovic

Capo 1st Fret

 C                        EmWe've been together for so very long
     GmBut now things are changing,
       DmOh I wonder what's wrong?
 Dm                      GSeems you don't want me around
       Dm                    F         GThe passion is gone and the flames died down

          C                    EmI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      Gm                              DmThat time that you made it with the whole hockey team
 Dm                     GYou used to think I was nice
    Dm                                    F        GNow you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

    Bb                         FOh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                            GThat kind of thing is hard to ignore
       Dm          F                     CGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 C                          Em             I knew that we were having problems when 
Gm                           DmYou put those piranhas in my bathtub again
Dm                           GYou're still the light of my life
     Dm                          F              GOh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife

C                                 Em                You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
Gm                          DmYou poison my coffee just a little each day
Dm                                     GI still remember the way that you laughed
Dm                          F        GWhen you pushed me down the elevator shaft

    Bb                                      FOh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
C                     GDoing in my underwear drawer?
         Dm                 F                    CSometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

C                               EmYou slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Gm                                    DmNow my scars are all healing but my heart never will
Dm                  GYou set my house on fire
       Dm                           F             GYou pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

C                                   Em            Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
    Gm                     DmYou shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
 Dm                      GYou drilled a hole in my head
           Dm                              F          GThen you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Bb                              FOh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
       C                        G You never acted this way before
       Dm                 F                    CHoney, something tells me you don't love me anymore
                 Dm           F                    COh no no, got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore