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Woodbox Gang - If I Had My Druthers chords

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Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood


If I Had My Druthers
 
VERSE 1
         G
Donít you go motherfuckering me boys
         C                G
Donít you go motherfuckering me
         G
Donít you go motherfuckering me boys
         A                D
Donít you go motherfuckering me
G                                 G7
Well Iíll tell you my brother and all of you others
   C                  A
If I had my druthers Iíd be cocksuckered
         G
Donít you go motherfuckering me boys
         D                G
Donít you go motherfuckering me
 
VERSE 2

Iíll be strangled and stripped Iíll be wet noodle whipped
Donít you go motherfuckering me
Iíll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Donít you go motherfuckering me
Iíll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
Iíll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Donít you go motherfuckering me boys
Donít you go motherfuckering me

VERSE 3
Iíll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Donít you go motherfuckering me
Iíll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Donít you go motherfuckering me                  
Iíll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
Iíll hold the load of a horny toad
Donít you go motherfuckering me boys
Donít you go motherfuckering me

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