Afterbirth Monkey – Something That Ruins It All chords

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A A/AbYour mother really likes me and your friends all think I'm cool.
D DmMy father almost shit himself when he heard you graduated top of your school.
A A/AbWe like all the same movies and I catch you when you fall
D Dmbut something is amiss here, something that ruins it all.
A DI have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
A DOh my dicks so small it look like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D AA tiny dick. A skinny dick. A tiny dick.
A DI spend hours and hours pleasuring you but nothing does the trick.
A DThats because you orgasm internally and you have a tiny dick.
A DI told you that if you trimmed your pubes it might not look so bad.
A DSo when I did what you said and pulled down my pants you began to laugh.
A D Its an itty bitty prick.
A DOh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D AA tiny dick. A crooked dick. A tiny dick.
G DIf only it were thicker you might not feel forlorn.
G
DBut since I love him and its really really tiny its like tragic. i guess we'll just
watch porn... and then I'll masturbate... what? then I'll take a bath.
A DBecause I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
A DOh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D AA tiny dick. Its really tiny. A tiny dick.
G D AIs that a tick? No its my dick. A tiny dick.
G D ATiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny dick.
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