Amanda Palmer - Straight Hey Bitch chords

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Ebm C#There is a boy in a band
Ebmwho is friends with my ex-boyfriends
C#high school friend, Christian
Ebm C#A very nice gentleman.
Ebm He seems to know me
C#but I can't remember him
Fm good god forgive me,
C# F# C#I'm out of my element
C# FmAnd I can't seem to them all straight
C# AbI've forgotten which people I like
Eband which people I hate and I'm waiting
C# Fmfor someone to shake me and say:
Fm C# FmHey bitch, your wish is my command.
Fm C# Just smile and nod we'll under
F# C#Standing infront of the sink
F#I believe I've been tricked
C# F# C#into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.
F# C#No use expecting the worst
F#let the thing run its course
C#and in time you'll look back thinking
F# C#God, how hilarious!
C# FmAnd I can't seem to keep them all straight.
C# AbI've forgotten which ones I should skip
Eband which ones I should take and I'm waiting
C# Fmfor someone to shake me and say:
Fm C#Hey bitch! Don't quit
FmYou're almost there.
C# F#Dont give up now make friends instead
C# F# C#of going out go home instead of going down
Fmgo back to bed
instrumental: Fm C#
F# C#There is a man on the phone
F#Who's convinced I'm alone
C# And I try to convince the poor guy
F# C#that it's way too late.
F#He seems to like me
C# Fmbut I can't relate I would like to get closer
C# F# C#But Christ all the time it takes.
C# FmAnd I can't seem to keep myself straight
C# AbI've forgotten which feelings to show
Eb and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting
C# Fmfor someone to shake me and say:
Fm C#HEY BITCH! Nice tits!
FmYou're broke but then
C#you're rich in love.
F#You're great in bed!
C#You'll see the world
F#You'll knock 'em dead.
C# F#And all the thick books that you've read
C# Fm F#will count for nothing in the end.
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