Andrew Jackson Jihad - Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin chords

Beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the A string, down to D on A, then a C 
power chord rooted on A, then a G Power chord rooted on A at the 10th fret. (I think 
that's right, it was kind of a PITA to figure out)

Intro: (Barre) Em Dm (power chord) C G

G C G (Done quickly)I used to be a dead guy
G C G (done quicklyNow I'm a fuckin' Jedi
Em DAnd I've got lots of news for you
Em D CAnd I've got a long list of things to do
G C G (Done quickly)I used to dwell on the present
G C G (Done quickly)I used to be so Hesitant
Em DBut now I've got my whole life to live
Em D Am
Cm (staccato)And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate
G C GIt's like the Gift of the Magi
G C GIt's like the Gift of the Magi 2!
Em DYou sold your soul to buy some tits
Em DI sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
G C GWe've gotta get him in the van
G C GWhat if he resists?
Em DKick him in the back of the fuckin' head
Em DPut him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan
G C GIt's a miracle of science,
G C GThis portrayal of violence
Em DIt lives inside us all
Em Dit lives inside our hearts
Am Cm (staccato)Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm
Play into Who can we blame?
G C GThe husband divorced his wife
G C Gafter she cut her hair
Em Dbecause she was way less fuckable
Em DAnd that's just unforgiveable
G C GMoved into a condo
G C Gand hung out by the POOOL
Em DHe never wore a bathing suit
Em DBecause he wanted scope out the talent
G C GIf god doesn't like ugly
G C GHe does't like anybody
Em DFuck god anyway
Em DHe's osbsolete
Am Cm (staccato)My god thinks my jokes are funny
Intro There is no one to blame People are just fuckin' mean GO ?SONS?
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