Arrogant Worms - The Assumption chords

this song is a very very simple song great for beginning guitarists with a good sense of humor!

C GThere was an old farmer who lived on a rock
C He sat in the meadow just shaking his
G Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
C GMarbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
CPretty, young preacher
GShe sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
C GRuffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
C GBring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
C G Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
C G Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
C G Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
C G Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
C G Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
C G Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
C G Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
C You can go f*ck yourself!
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