Audio Adrenaline – The Houseplant Song chords

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E Once I read a book
GAnd this is what it said
A If your music has a beat
E Then you're gonna wind up dead
GIt doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not
A EIf it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot
E G And this book was called ‘Ha You’re Gonna Burn
A EAnd in the second chapter I went on to learn
E GTaske two houseplants
A EAnd put them to the test
GSet them both in front of speakers
A EAnd let the music do the rest
GThe first one you play Mozart
A EOr something lovelqy like that
G A The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth.
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.
E GSo I took my two houseplants
A EAnd I put them to the test
GSet them both in front of speakers
A ETo let the music do the rest
GI powered up my Pioneers
A ETo let the music roar
E GBut twenty minutes later
A ESomeone's knocking at my door
EI opened up my door
GAnd there my neighbor stood
AHe said, Man I'd like to get some sleep
EIf you think I could
E GI said, Man, can't you see here
A EI've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear
EHe said, What kind of moral dilemma
G Could you have at this time of night
AThat could make me so angry
E That I just want to fight
E GSo I pointed to the page in that open book
AThat had a picture of a potted plant
EAnd I said, Go have a look
And he read
E GTake two houseplants
A EAnd put them to the test
GSet them both in front of speakers
A EAnd let the music do the rest
GThe first one you play Mozart
A EOr something lovely like that
G A The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth.
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.
EFirst of all he said,
GThat's Vager that you're playing
AI've never heard of Petra
EAnd isn't megaDeth all dead
E G AAnd secondly, emphatically, He asked me,
G"What's the sense of hanging out with houseplants when, hey,
A EI live right across the fence
And I thought to myself You know, that's a good point
E GSo I took my two houseplants, and
A EI put them both back outside
E GAnd me and my neighbor
A EWell, we went out for a drive
EWe talked about all the things
G That really matter most
A Like life and love and happiness
E And then the Holy Ghost
E GAnd now my two houseplants
A EThey sit out in the sun
E GBut as for my neighbor
A EWell our friendship has become
E GA meaningful relationship
A EThat's headed straight to heavenn
EBut as for now
G AWe like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline
ECranked to eleven!
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