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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson" 
Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool

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"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"

Riff 1 "riff" 2-|------------------------------|----------------------|-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------|-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------|
play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold [G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?! [G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance! [C]See the girl with the helmet on?! [C]Her leg braces really turn me on! [G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair! [G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair! {chorus} [D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night! [D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night! [G][C][C#][D] [G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid! [G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys! [C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts! [C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts! [G]uh oh! Someone had an accident! [G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants! {chorus} solo over verse {chorus} 2x
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