Beer Softened Stool - White Trash Christmas tab

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Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 16:34:12 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson" 
Subject: CRD: White Trash Christmas

tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu 
"White Trash X-mas" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"

Intro is a country riff played on [G][C][D]

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Verse [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [G]My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can't [F#] miss it [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Christmas [hold] I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year! {chorus 1} [C] My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe [G] he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo [C] my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed [D] that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test! [C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear [G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1) Verse [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [G]I'm asking you Santa to [F]please [F#]forgive us [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [hold] I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year! {chorus 2} [C] my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass [G] She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass [C] her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young [D] Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn! [C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear [G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)
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