Ben Folds - Bitch Went Nutz chords

      
Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)

A capella ***I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
A capella ***She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella ***Bro, I'm so ashamed
Fmaj7 GI never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 G Dm EI hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
EBut you blew my hopes sky-high
AmThe bitch went nuts
CStarted talking 'bout politics
GIn front of all my bosses
DmBullshit from the internet
AmThe bitch went nuts
CI'll never be a partner at this rate
G DmNot with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7Oh no, no!
(Solo over Am)
A capella *** (Trill over Am)It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella *** (Trill over Am)When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Fmaj7 GShe called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 G Dm EAnd as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
ENow they think that I'm a fucking asshole
AmThe bitch went nuts
CStarted talking about vegetables
GTo the wives of my coworkers
DmYeah, cruelty to animals
Am CShe thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G DmBut now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 GOh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6Oh, no no!
Am G DmCouldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
C6 GInstead of telling your conspiracy theories
DmTo all my bosses
EAnd all my friends?
AmThe bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
CStarted putting down the Christians
GAnd all about what the white man
DmDid to the Indians
Am CHow could I know that she never done blow before?
GShe shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
DmThen she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)Oh no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 GOh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6Oh, no no!
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