Bo Burnham - High School Party chords

Hey guys
I couldn't find the guitar chords for this anywhere on the internet so I've tried to 
a youtube piano tutorial I've found. I've only been playing two weeks so it's probably 
wrong. Feel free to rewrite it because I'm sure someone else can do better.

DmHigh School party, senior year
FBoys and girls are all sippin’ on beer
CI like soda, where’s the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
DmI see you from across the crowd
FI said the party is bumpin’ and the music is loud
C DmYou’re really drunk and you’re looking sad
It’s like a date rape ad
FGirl, then we start to dance and
CGirl, baby this is romance
Dm CGirl, I’m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants
FGirl, you’re bodies like what
Cconjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but
Dm CI’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin’ ‘til you get to the nut
And I said
F CLet’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Dm CEither way girl, we’re taking a walk(wok)…nothing?
FYou’re going to love me the way my uncle did
CExcept you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it
F CBe a guillotine or my girl instead
Dm CEither way, you’re giving me head
FI’m gonna love you the right way
CShorty with a body looking hotty when I say
CWhen I say girl
Dm FWe go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
CWhy’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
Dm FYou spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed
CEven though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
DmWe’re both aware of my erection
FYou ask if I have protection
CI say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
DmInsert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
FIncrease my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
CI know your body and I know how to please ya
Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia
DmGuys don’t go down, well I am
F CWhat the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram
DmOoh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
COoh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
DmHigh school party, senior year
FNone of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm
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