Bo Burnham – Whats Funny chords

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D G D GMy show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious
D G Bmin ALike Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
D G D GIt's also a little bit gay and a little offensive,
D G Bmin ALike Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
D GSo put your cell phones to vibrate,
Bmin AAnd put your vibrators to cell phone mode,
D G BminWelcome to the show it goes a little bit like this,
AJOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
D G BminWelcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this,
AWith a rap a dist and a,
D G Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss,
Bmin ALike Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit.
D GI got a show that'll test ya kids,
Bmin AThen ask one question and the question is,
D GWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
AWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
D G Bmin AOh, Humor is often linked to shared experience,
D Like a guy gets up and says,
G Bmin A"have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers,
D G BminOh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
A DReally good point, they should fix that,
G Bmin AIts good to know that somebody finally gets me,
D Gbecause my wife divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,
Bmin Ato lose all sense of self.
D G Bmin A So its nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore,
D G Bmin ABecause stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,
D GIf you're an asian comic just get up and say,
Bmin A"My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent"
D G Bmin Athen just do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
D GBecause they privately thought that your people were laughable,
Bmin AAnd now you've given them the chance to express that in public,
D G Bmin AIf you're a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
D G Bmin [stop]Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection
D GWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
AWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop] TOURETTE'S!
D GWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
AWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? And the audience says
D G Bmin AWhen I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys,
DNow I'm older and bolder,
G Bmin AAnd just get mad 'cause i notice that the keys are to a Hummer,
D GFuck my life I don't fuck my wife,
Bmin Aso fuck my wife and fuck my life,
D Gand my son is gay, but not sitcom gay,
Bmin AMy daughter's a whore like another girl who used to be her mother,
D GBut the marriage made her miss merry americana,
Bmin AI want a teen without screaming prima-donna,
D G Bmin ABut the radical feminists made my wife a man,
D G Bmin AAnd if I die happy the situation will be autoerotic asphyxiation,
D G Bmin A I hate my life and it hates me back,
Dand my friend is black,
G Bmin Abut I don't know what to call him, so I just call him...
D G Bmin"Yo whatup Jamaal?",
[stop] AEven though his name is Steve,
D GI Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,
Bmin AJews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it,
D G Bmin AI'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma,
A [just strum angrily a bunch of times] And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me.... .....
D GWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
AWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop] *pop* It's a boy!
D GWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
AWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
D A DHopefully this
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